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We are the Misguidance Counselors. We have crafted our practice to be like that of those folks you remember from school, you know the folks who were always getting on you about what you should do to improve your life and become a contributing member of society. Necessary? Maybe but very boring. We are their anti thesis, like them but opposite. Unlike them we encourage your freedom to fail, hell we invented failure, do we let that keep us down? No-well at least not on most days anyway (crying days exempted). Go out on that limb, fall, break a few bones, maybe you survived, if so it was a learning experience right? We use many scientifically proven techniques, just like that one in our counseling practice. One of our favorite go-to resources to good counseling is the compendium of the Darwin awards. Hell, anyone who can blast themselves over their house and survive had to learn something. So go ahead tell that little voice in your head to take the night off (if you don't have one please send us your resume right away). Smoke, drink, indulge your dark side and have fun, live life to it's fullest no matter the consequence. You may not be successful, rich, with someone or even a good member of society, but if you are happy, who cares and with our misguidance that is a great possibility - if not likely. So don't wait, run don't walk and contact one of our careless unprofessionals today - it's not to late to be mislead. We are not only providers of great misleading guidance, but followers. The proof being that we are 50ish and still live in our parent's basement adorned with black light led zeppelin posters, duct taped bean bag chair(hard on an old back), pet rock and a lava lamp - This is how we keep it real and the fact that we are still paying off our student debt has nothing to do with it. Blood suckers I tell you. So give us a call before we pass out.

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